reviews

this is where i review movies, tech stuff, lotion, etc

jes's rating system 
    0: below garbage, trash, excrement
    1: a waste of time, there's nothing to like
    2: hated it, but could have been worse i guess
    3: bad. maybe some small merit
    4: bad. maybe some medium merit
    5: p bad. maybe average with some improvements
    6: it's average / okay
    7: decent! i will mention it, might even recommend it
    8: liked it! recommended!
    9: extremely good. recommended! occupies my thoughts
    10: a bonafide masterpiece. my highest recommendation
    11: OMG THESE THINGS GO TO 11??

2023

  • the last of us season 1 {10}
  • everything everywhere all at once {11} - everyone should be legally required to watch this film

    • 2022

  • iphone x {7} - mine has lasted ~4 years with minimal issues
  • framework laptop {8} - it's great but has some issues
  • morro bay {9}
  • pixel 5a {7}
  • industrial society and its future {3}
  • fresh {8}
  • michael clayton {7}
  • the lorax {7}
  • saw {various ratings}

    • 2021

  • spencer {6}
  • uncut gems {10}
  • the lighthouse {10}
  • jojo rabbit {5}
  • licorice pizza {8}
  • videodrome{9}

    • 2020

  • alien {10}
  • aliens {9}
  • color out of space {3}
  • doctor horrible {3}
  • evil dead (2013) {9}
  • evil dead {6}
  • it follows {10}
  • meet the fockers {0}
  • possessor {9}
  • tenet {5}
  • the revenant 2009 {2}
  • zenith {4}
    • scrombles the cat watching tv